But I don't really worry about the Old Bill - as long as you're careful, I don't think you'll get caught.Everyone in my social circle does it. This is because they involve 'macros': little routines written in the programming languages which come with all large modern programs that allow really dedicated people to customise their programs until they do difficult and really pointless things.I have myself written and stuck on Compuserve a word-count routine for Lotus AmiPro which plays a fanfare of trumpets when the target length of an article is exceeded. This is because many new businesses have been formed on the back of redundancy payments. But negotiations ended abruptly when he insisted the little girl had changed her mind.The authorities say the cult has a large cache of weapons, possibly including explosives, along with supplies of ready-to-eat military rations and well water. A packaged Pep that offered a tax-free decent return and the prospects of capital growth would be quite attractive to those who have grown wary of the stock market and who need income.The Government also needs to attract money into gilts to cover its growing debt. David Irving, the controversial historian helping the Sunday Times with a serialisation of the diaries of Joseph Goebbels, returned to Britain from Moscow yesterday and attended a seminar organised to question the facts of the Holocaust.

The proportion of adults holding credit cards in Britain in 1993 dropped to 31 per cent from a peak of 34 per cent in 1989, according to a study by the Financial Research Survey and NOP. But the moment someone takes him on and whacks a couple of fours, he starts to come at you.'What lit the fuse in Australia last year was the moment during the World Series final when Dean Jones, in a typical moment of Aussie bluster, insisted that Ambrose remove his wristbands before he bowled. The answers would probably be too uncomfortable for a society which still likes to think of itself as a model of fairness, and likes to think that it. The more compact British party of eight Breeders' Cup runners were expected at 2.30pm local time, when temperatures are in the 80s Fahrenheit.Despite a 23-hour journey, the French horses, headed by Bigstone, Hatoof, Intrepidity and Hernando, looked bright and well though their coats had a shaggy winter look.Quarantine, which is expected to last for 24 to 36 hours, is eased by a new facility in the stable area of the racecourse and Sayyedati, who is going for the Sprint on the dirt, will experience American stalls for the first time tomorrow morning. Novotna has the capability of giving the champion a nudge in that direction, though she has more of a tendency to self-destruct.'Jana holds the key,' in the view of Billie Jean King, the winner of six Wimbledon singles titles and a record 20 in all events.

On 29 November, two charges relating to the unauthorised visits were signed by her commanding officer. On 18 January 1993, she was charged with an offence under section 1 of the Official Secrets Act that a document classified as secret was found in her brief case.She applied for a writ of habeas corpus on the ground that there had been excessive and oppressive delay in the investigation of her case.Anthony Arlidge QC, and Stephen Harvey (Thompson Smith & Puxon, Colchester) for Captain Maychell; Philip Havers (Treasury Solicitor) for the Army authorities.LORD JUSTICE KENNEDY said that it was clear from R v Royal Army Service Corp, Colchester, Ex p Elliott (1949) 1 All ER 373 that the Divisional Court had power which extended to a person held in military custody even when the military authorities were satisfied that the custody was lawful. Gaza and the West Bank have been put under curfew, and residents confined to their homes.At a full cabinet meeting on Wednesday, amid blanket security, Mr Rabin proposed the mass deportation of up to 400 of the detained Palestinians The plan was far tougher than most present had expected. But the agreement with Israel stipulates the premium be split evenly between the two governments.The purpose of any loans the US is committed to underwriting is to finance the settlement of Jews from the former Soviet Union who have emigrated to Israel. The tunnel, designed for cars, has no proper pavement at its entrance, so pedestrians must take a risk and walk in the roadway. In the end, only three-quarters of those who train as teachers take up teaching jobs.Does that kind of wastage matter? After all, there are very encouraging signs: more mature students, aged 26 and over, are applying to train as teachers, and there is good reason to believe that they are more likely to remain in the profession.Moreover, half of the annual intake to teaching each year now comes from trained teachers who have taken a career break - a significant improvement in the numbers returning to the classroom.

'From performing so much, we've learnt to be different people.' She paused, probably calculating the effect of her next words. STAVELEY ROBERTS, the Scot who now chairs the international jury, yesterday agreed to tackle criticism of the award of over 21 hours in compensation to Dennis Connor's Winston for the time lost after responding to a distress call by the Italian yacht, Brooksfield, on the second leg of the Whitbread Race. Prices for the 26-day cruises range from pounds 2,360 per person in a double cabin.THE EDUCATIONAL tour specialist Interchange (081- 681 3612) is organising a 16- night trip to China for people keen to learn more about the Chinese legal system. Mr Stalker was hired by HarperCollins to protect Baroness Thatcher's memoirs ahead of their much-hyped publication next Sunday.